BREAKING NEWS!!!Ronald McDonald, who is known by many as a friendly mascot and familiar face when we walk into a McDonald's restaurant anywhere across the country, usually found sitting on a bench just waiting for a friendly visitor to sit with him so he can tell you a story, or ask about your day,
has just announced that he will be running for President of the United States in 2012!!!
Many have already questioned his credentials for such a position, but he assures us that he is fully capable to do the job.
Ronald, who is originally from McDonaldland, born in 1963, has been working closely with his personal friend, and mentor Mayor McCheese, has been asking a lot of questions and learning the ways of local government to go along with his very savvy business minded ways!
Since August of 2003, Ronald Mcdonald has been operating as the "Chief Happiness Officer" of the McDonald's Corporation, and says he is "Ready to move on to bigger and supersized things."
Ok, So maybe none of this is true... but is it really a stretch?
We have a Reality TV show host, and a Pizza man showing up on all different kinds of media and gaining lots of attention recently. So why not a fast food mascot right?
Come on people... Let's keep it together here. we have the Democrat party, the Republican party, the Independent party, and now the Tea Party... party?... The only ones who haven't split the vote into a million different candidates are the Democrats.
Heck... Maybe I'll run for President. It seems like anyone can do it these days!
OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT!! I'm running for president in 2012!!!
Vote Now!!!
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